If i was you i'd be tearing your girl a new one.

 

yeah i know

 

so why arent you :madr:

 

I have no game :sad: I can't get TeH Poon :sad:

Me "Hey wanna fuck?"
Girl - :eh:
Me " I said you wanna fuck?"
Girl - :madr:

What am I doing wrong?

 

she's not here dude... she's been gone for 1 month and i still have 1 month to go.

 

You gotta use the Andrew approach



Andrew: Look at my buldging biceps
Girl: :yumyum:
Andrew: Lemme get your number (proceeds to pull pen from his cleavage)
Girl: :love:
Andrew: (Proceeds to strike a pose)
Girl: :bj:

 

She must have been a lesbian. :hsdunno:

 

O i missed that part...let the force be with you my friend.

 

i would love to see someone do that...i've seen a buddy of mine ask once, but then to repeat it :lmao:

 

When I was in college there was this cute girl that sat next to me in my public speaking class. One day I leaned over and said "you're not wearing a bra, are you?" I expected the worst but she grabbed my notebook and wrote her phone number in it. :eek5r: