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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred-ten'.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten ?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The Mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten ?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The Mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
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Originally Posted by dj02
suck it bish! ive never herd it before.
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Originally Posted by pierced1
You're not suppose to look at the picture first! :slap: