If your friend asks to use your shower before everyone heads out to bars and is taking too long, you may throw cold water on him while he showers (over the curtain rod of course)

 

this should be rule number 1. and if its at night and the fucker falls asleep he deserves double punishment... that shit is a straight up hazard to the physical well being of both the driver and his wingman...

 

I remember driving to Rochester, NY from State College, PA rather late and my roommate was sleeping in the passenger seat. It was dry on the roads, my tires are sticky, and suspension in good shape. I quickly snap the wheel side to side and he leaps out of his seat yelling "HOLY SHIT!" :rofl:

 

yep, thats classic! what would be even better is a sound effects cd with a long ass screeching tire skid sound coupled with a jerk of the wheel. that would be only for extreme cases..

 

I didn't plan ahead that well

 

well now you know, and knowing is half the battle according to GI Joe

 

bullshit...you take turns.

 

no... shotgun isn't allowed to sleep... I'm with LT and everyone else on this one for sure.

 

For sure... I hate it when the fuckers fall asleep.

 

who gives a fuck