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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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A generous application of Old Spice on your dingleberries leaves you dry for most of the day during the hot sticky summer months, and you smell fucking terrific.

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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:41 PM
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Im trying that tomorrow....I'll report back with my findings. I HATE SWEATY BALLS!!

edit: I thought a dingleberry was a little piece of poo hanging on to one of you ass hairs after you take a shit.
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:41 PM
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Applying deodorant to my balls does not sound appealing.
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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I try not to sniff my balls
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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AF's are that small they can be mistaken for a dingleberry.
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:44 PM
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underarms- balls - underarms -balls... interesting. ill pass
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by LT
AF's are that small they can be mistaken for a dingleberry.
Soo cold...My friends used to break into my house just to spread MY deoderant on THEIR balls. I was pissed.
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:48 PM
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You should use it in your ass crack
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by totalimmortal
Soo cold...My friends used to break into my house just to spread MY deoderant on THEIR balls. I was pissed.
Um. Cool friends.
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
You should use it in your ass crack
You belong in those Real Men of Genius commercials.

Originally Posted by totalimmortal
Soo cold...My friends used to break into my house just to spread MY deoderant on THEIR balls. I was pissed.
I told you, it's THAT good.
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