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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:20 PM
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No, really.

I get these messages from these...things....today I felt like seeing if the internet had any info on "her"

http://www.ljseek.com/cached/kilinra...idity:+failed/

apparently it did, so...

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trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:00:58 PM): hi... anyone therr?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:02:23 PM): well anywway, guess your not there?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:04:09 PM): ok well look me up when you get back if you feel like it. i have a pic in my profile and a link to my homepage if your interested. was jist lookin for someone to chat with.
Corey (6/15/2006 6:09:13 PM): errm
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:09:14 PM): hold on a sec. be right back
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:13:10 PM): ok im back. sorry bout that. still thhere?
Corey (6/15/2006 6:13:36 PM): yes
Corey (6/15/2006 6:13:38 PM): Who are you?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:13:40 PM): oh your there hi...
Corey (6/15/2006 6:13:50 PM): what do you want?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:13:55 PM): a/s/l ((age sex location)?
Corey (6/15/2006 6:13:59 PM): No.
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:14:07 PM): im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thoughtt you might like to chat.
Corey (6/15/2006 6:14:18 PM): I wasn't aware that I *had* a profile
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:14:25 PM): wo what have you been up to redgoober4life?
Corey (6/15/2006 6:14:34 PM): You're a bot, aren't you?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:14:40 PM): bot? whats that? some kinda insult or something?
Corey (6/15/2006 6:14:48 PM): Bot, as in short for robot
Corey (6/15/2006 6:14:55 PM): Ever heard of teh Turing Test?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:15:07 PM): oh you mean one of those auto talk things or something right.. lol. well if you were inn my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
Corey (6/15/2006 6:15:18 PM): cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
Corey (6/15/2006 6:15:24 PM): feel like a little cyber fun witth me ? please please...
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:15:25 PM): cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was geetting kinda horny (*blushes)
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:15:28 PM):
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:15:34 PM): feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please....
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:09 PM): would you whack my bonobo?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:16:19 PM): alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:20 PM): lright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:16:22 PM):
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:26 PM): WHACK MY BONOBO!
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:31 PM): tell me what you wanz me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:16:34 PM): tell me what you want me to d with you while i slip out of my panties
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:37 PM): Disagree with my balls!
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:43 PM): oh yeah babe.. dont stop. wwhile i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:16:43 PM): maybe you shoulent ask so many questions
Corey (6/15/2006 6:16:51 PM): Disagree! Really argue! Object! Object!
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:17:02 PM): oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down betweeen my legs and part my moist lips
Corey (6/15/2006 6:17:13 PM): why are you lips in your pants?
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:17:35 PM): oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dit gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:17:50 PM): open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:17:56 PM): what do you zhink of my pics?
Corey (6/15/2006 6:18:20 PM): but you're not sucking me
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:18:26 PM): shit the phone. doont stop stroking it. hold on...
Corey (6/15/2006 6:18:35 PM): you're terrible
Corey (6/15/2006 6:18:47 PM): i bet you have a penis
Corey (6/15/2006 6:18:50 PM): a small hairy penis
Corey (6/15/2006 6:18:56 PM): i bet you don't trim your pubes at all
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:18:56 PM): sorry, I have to take this call, pprobly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:22 PM
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i am rock hard.
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:27 PM
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haha the bought thought you were a hetero :rofl:
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by redgoober4life
trihpwire23 (6/15/2006 6:17:02 PM): oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down betweeen my legs and part my moist lips
Corey (6/15/2006 6:17:13 PM): why are you lips in your pants?
:doh: :lmao: Oh Corey...
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:30 PM
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did u suck his bonobo? :hsugh:
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Old Jun 15, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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Hahaha... I never get those
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Old Jun 16, 2006 | 04:40 AM
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:rofl: pretty funny stuff.
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Old Jun 16, 2006 | 05:22 AM
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:lmao:

pure comedy.
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Old Jun 16, 2006 | 05:29 AM
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Thats friggin hilarious! Almost as bad as the myspace bots that send you invites, then you click on their profile and BAM, you are on a porno site.
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