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Old 06-15-2006, 10:18 AM
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Anyone ever notice whenever you get close to a bathroom...you cant hold it any longer.....for example: Walking home from school and you have to pee...everything is fine...until you get to your doorstep...then it's like OMG...so you start fumbling to get ur keys in the door to unlock it...then you start dropping EVERYTHING on the floor to lighten yourself to get to the bathroom quicker...then once you get to the bathroom it's like AAAAAAAHHHH.....it's as if your bladder knows when it's close to a bathroom
Old 06-15-2006, 10:18 AM
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hahahahaha......

yeah
Old 06-15-2006, 10:24 AM
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What's worse is when you have to go really really bad and you're at a public restroom with no dividers between the urinals and two big dudes on each side of you. You have to go so bad it hurts but you can't because you have stage fright.:nervous:
Old 06-15-2006, 10:27 AM
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Yea I hate that...
Old 06-15-2006, 10:29 AM
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yeah, my poop has toilet radar.
Old 06-15-2006, 10:30 AM
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:ts: I came as close as I've come since childhood to shitting myself the other day. h:
Old 06-15-2006, 10:31 AM
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true story.

i held my pee when i rode home the other day. i was fumbling around and peed with my helmet still on. major relief.
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ehh same actually with poop. it just wants to get out there when it senses a toilet.
Old 06-15-2006, 10:35 AM
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what about to poop splash back of toilet water that always make me pee a lil bit... :happysad:
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Originally Posted by lil_1_2002
what about to poop splash back of toilet water that always make me pee a lil bit... :happysad:

I think you're on your own on that one Carlos :lmao:



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