So I got a spam email...
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snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
So I got a spam email...
and there was a joke in it. I thought "sweet, maybe I'll get a laugh".
:thinking:
A bear walked into a bar, slapped a $50.00 bill on the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked at the $50 bill, then at the bear and said; "I'll be back in a minute." He went to his manager and stated what had just occurred. The manager told him to go back to the bar, give the bear a beer, $.50 change and strike up a conversation.
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
The bartender drew a beer, placed it on the bar, took the $50 bill, tossed fifty cents on the bar and said; "You know we don't get many bears in here". The bear looked at the 50 cents, then at the beer, then said to the bartender; "$49.50 for a beer I can see why!"
:thinking:
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snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
Originally Posted by canada
I kinda... sorta... half smiled...
Maybe its time you go to bed and recoup...come back early tomorrow strong, witty and refreshed?
:dunno:
Maybe its time you go to bed and recoup...come back early tomorrow strong, witty and refreshed?
:dunno:
You homo.
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snitches get stitches
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From: Portland, OR
Originally Posted by canada
:chuckles:
Thats the best you got.
It's ok dood. We all get tired sometimes.
Thats the best you got.
It's ok dood. We all get tired sometimes.
Analyze the initial post carefuly. If you'll note, I said I got a spam email, saw the joke, thought it would be good, and obviously it wasn't, as expressed by the frowny face.
stfu erik