omg she's flipping weird
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omg she's flipping weird
So I sit down to eat my lunch.
munch munch.
and this lady, for the past three days, has sat down and talked to me. Of course I thought oh yes threesome with Chanc, but then as she opened her mouth I thought oh no, one flew over the cucoos nest. About 7 fucking times.
She cleans things. They don't give her a lot of responsibility I guess.
her "So you drive a car?"
me "Yes"
her "What kind of car?"
me "Honda"
her "What type of Honda?"
me "an Accord"
her "What year?"
me "1997"
her "oh, those are stolen a lot"
me "Yeah, I know. Insurance knows this too"
her "So where do you live?"
me "North Tonawanda"
her "where in north tonawanda?"
me "Off of nash" (which pretty much divides the city in two, so she's pretty screwed at this point)
her "oh! I know where THAT is!"
me "good!"
....
two hours later I see her
her "Hey I didn't see any Honda Accords out in the parking lot!"
me "That's because I drove my mom's car, my caliper seized and I haven't gotten to it"
her "Oh, that's good to know"
So tonight:
her "Did you come in late?"
me "no"
her "I didn't see you come in today"
me "I wasn't late"
her "oh, I was looking"
.... shudder.... i don't even want to know WHY
then lunch today
She has this "the fun bible book" or some crap. She starts reading it to herself. I was like oh god, please save me. But lucky for me I got to watch CNN and let that stupid blonde bitch on there discuss the same thing she did last night: death. So it was hardly a choice I wanted to make.
....
her "So do you take the same way home every night?"
me "Yes"
her "that's strange, you turned right on tuesday and left yesterday"
me "Oh, but I get to the same street?"
her "What street is that?"
me "Military"
her "Oh!"
So obviously today I didn't take Military.
I asked the lady that works in the lab with me why she would ask that she apparently she really IS crazy.
fjdks;fjkdsa
munch munch.
and this lady, for the past three days, has sat down and talked to me. Of course I thought oh yes threesome with Chanc, but then as she opened her mouth I thought oh no, one flew over the cucoos nest. About 7 fucking times.
She cleans things. They don't give her a lot of responsibility I guess.
her "So you drive a car?"
me "Yes"
her "What kind of car?"
me "Honda"
her "What type of Honda?"
me "an Accord"
her "What year?"
me "1997"
her "oh, those are stolen a lot"
me "Yeah, I know. Insurance knows this too"
her "So where do you live?"
me "North Tonawanda"
her "where in north tonawanda?"
me "Off of nash" (which pretty much divides the city in two, so she's pretty screwed at this point)
her "oh! I know where THAT is!"
me "good!"
....
two hours later I see her
her "Hey I didn't see any Honda Accords out in the parking lot!"
me "That's because I drove my mom's car, my caliper seized and I haven't gotten to it"
her "Oh, that's good to know"
So tonight:
her "Did you come in late?"
me "no"
her "I didn't see you come in today"
me "I wasn't late"
her "oh, I was looking"
.... shudder.... i don't even want to know WHY
then lunch today
She has this "the fun bible book" or some crap. She starts reading it to herself. I was like oh god, please save me. But lucky for me I got to watch CNN and let that stupid blonde bitch on there discuss the same thing she did last night: death. So it was hardly a choice I wanted to make.
....
her "So do you take the same way home every night?"
me "Yes"
her "that's strange, you turned right on tuesday and left yesterday"
me "Oh, but I get to the same street?"
her "What street is that?"
me "Military"
her "Oh!"
So obviously today I didn't take Military.
I asked the lady that works in the lab with me why she would ask that she apparently she really IS crazy.
fjdks;fjkdsa
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