Go on...

 

i'd have to kill you if i told you...

and i can't do that. mainly because it would take entirely too much effort to plan it out, book a flight, find a nice hotel, and places to eat/shop for a couple days, maybe sight see or perhaps go out on the town for drinks afterwards... yeah. no bueno shawn, you're asking way too much of me.

 

I tried Sarah :happysad:

 

Go up to them and say, "Knock knock?"
As soon as they say, "Who's there?"
Punch their face as hard as you can and start running around screaming WOO WOO WOO WOO! Like that vonage commercial.

 

back before I cared about my karma, I was a tire-slasher. h:

 

Exlax brownies.

 

poo in the tank of their toilet

ibRTFT

 

girls who steal booze have bikini pictures on MySpace.

links pls.

 

Powdered milk in their bed and shoes. When they sweat their pores open up and absorb the milk. Then the milk rots in their pores and they can't get it all out for months!

 

:ugh: wtf