Originally Posted by name removed

If it aint enough that things are getting drug out in my divorce, I find out last month that she was also banging one of my so-called friends. After denying it for days she finally came clean about it. I'm more ticked off about the lying from both of them than anything else. My first thought is to go knock his teeth out, nah-he's not worth it and would probably have me charged with assault. So I thought I'd run out there to have a chat with him this morning only he's not around....that's too bad, cause his prettyboy truck is. A quick run back home....

*1 lb of ground pork wrapped in butchers paper tucked waaaay up under the dash. Gotta wait a week or two for that gift to start giving.

*A couple bags of glitter in the defroster ducts, put on defrost, fan on high...dam I wish I could see this when he turns on the ignition.

*Piece of wire tied to the yoke of his driveshaft, other end has a couple washers on it. I didn't have any zip ties long enough.

*A full can of fix a flat in one tire. That will settle in one big lump and throw it off balance good.

*Rear window was tinted so I cut out the words "GAY PRIDE" across the back.

*He has 2 rotts out there so I filled his glovebox with dogshit.

Then just as I was packing some nice fresh dog poo under his door handles (yeah I wore gloves-his gloves) he calls me on my phone....

Hey man what's up.
Not much just cleaning some shit up.
I won't be home today, boss called and they needed me to pick up some stuff. What did you want to talk about anyways?
Oh just wanted to vent about shit.
What's up?
My wife is pregnant, but it ain't mine since I stopped screwing her a long time ago. Oh well, it's not my problem I guess since we're getting a divorce anyways.
Are you fawkin serious dude!?!?!
Yup she was bawling her head off about it last night...


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :evil: :evil: I feel sooo much better now.

Originally Posted by clickwir

haha no way. Thats like one of those emails you read on revenge, it just sounds too aweful for someone to actually do.

What does the string and washers do? Make a clink sound over bumps?