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Old May 9, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who unsuccessfully tried to kill himself by jumping in front of a train must pay compensation for the damage he caused, a court in the southern city of Munich ruled Tuesday.

A spokesman for the court said the 47-year-old man leapt too late to land under the train and instead crashed through the side window of the driver's cabin. He suffered head wounds but no other lasting physical injuries, the court said.

The driver of the metro train suffered shock and was unable to work for several weeks.

"Although the man was not guilty of a crime, there is a rule in the civil code which means that for reasons of equity, he had to pay for part of the damage," the spokesman said.

For repairs to the train and lost wages for the driver, Munich municipal authorities sued for damages of some 4,200 euros ($5,325). The court ordered the man to pay half the sum.

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Old May 9, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
The driver of the metro train suffered shock and was unable to work for several weeks.
Gee I wish I worked in a socialist economy









Or the UAW :chuckles:
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Old May 9, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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hahahahahahaha thats too funny :lmfao:

Not only did he fail to kill himself but he now has a bill he probably can't afford withthe train company and most likely with the hospital as well :lmfao:
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Old May 9, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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Ibattempt#2
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Old May 9, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by aux
Ibattempt#2
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Old May 9, 2006 | 07:42 PM
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Sounds like something LT would do.
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Old May 9, 2006 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
Sounds like something LT would do.

*RB looks at thread title*

*RB sees AF made last post*

*RB predicts it is an LT joke*

*RB opens up thread*

*RB is proven right*
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Old May 9, 2006 | 07:44 PM
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Is it really that predictable :wtc: I haven't done one in weeks. :happysad:
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Old May 9, 2006 | 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
*RB looks at thread title*

*RB sees AF made last post*

*RB predicts it is an LT joke*

*RB opens up thread*

*RB is proven right*

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Old May 9, 2006 | 07:46 PM
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I can understand if you try to OD and someone finds you and you survive... but how the hell do you fail at killing yourself any other way?? :thinking:
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