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What is the deal with Incest in the Bible?

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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:20 PM
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Default What is the deal with Incest in the Bible?

I'll be honest...ever since I got kicked out of Church School when I was nine I haven't really kept up on my bible studies...but they said something on a rerun of the Simpsons yesterday about Adam and Eve only having two sons and that they had to have sex with their mother to procreate. Can anyone let me know if this is true or not? I don't believe in the bible but I just thought it would be funny if this was true :chuckles:
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:23 PM
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I'm pretty sure they nailed their sisters
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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I'm pretty sure they nailed their sisters
I didn't know they had sisters....but that would still be pretty funny :chuckles:
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:26 PM
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well someone had to bang someone

I think they lived in Eden Ky.
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by fathergoat
well someone had to bang someone

I think they lived in Eden Ky.
I would have headed a bit east of Eden.

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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:38 PM
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there's plenty of incest in the bible. one instance is in the story of sodom and gomorrah, from which Lot and his daughters escaped. the daughters got Lot drunk in order to make babies and carry on the family. adam and eve's children intermarried, but i don't know if any of them got it on with eve.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblica...nces_to_incest
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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Thats was when the gene pool was clean. Now things are just fucked to hell. But what do I know...Im not a scientist. Im a drinker.
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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dont get me started on religion
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
dont get me started on religion
Too late
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Old May 2, 2006 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
dont get me started on religion
Don't be so cynical Jesus loves you the same as anyone else





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