Mole Joke
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Mole Joke
Mamma Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole stick his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!"
Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"
Yeah... I smiled and chuckled a little. Not the best but whatever..
Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!"
Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"
Yeah... I smiled and chuckled a little. Not the best but whatever..
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papa tomato and the kid tomato are walking down the street, the kid cant keep up so the papa tomato turns around, steps on the kid tomato and yells katchup
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