A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect
breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite
your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He
turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner
before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he
asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the
guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would
you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000
dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to
that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse
to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as
he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them,
fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying
his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you
gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..."

 

hahaha that made me :chuckles: 7/10

 

:lmao:

7.98/10

 

2^2+6/10

 

lol :lmao:

 

Hmmm... think there are legal rammifications to that?

I might give it a shot!

 

that would be 2^2.6

I think what you meant was (2^(2+6))/10

 

oh shit! i gotta try that!!!!

 

actually i meant (2^2)+6/10

 

FOIL for ze win.