Practical joke by my boss.
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Practical joke by my boss.
So yeah...I get into work today and my boss very forward says "When Angela gets in we need to talk." and that was it. So my mind is going everywhere...so i ask a little further and I find out "someone dropped a bomb, and its not good and we need to figure out where it came from". So yeah...my heart rate jumps through the roof, I am thinking that I am losing my job, and finally Angela gets in and my boss goes "So we need to talk. Something bad happened and frankly Brian (me) is in severe trouble." Now while he is saying this he is walking over to his desk and leans unhis desk and pulls out a new bottle of Laphroaig 15yr Single Malt Scotch. 
It was a gift thanking me for great first year on the job. Well there went that stress. phew :yay:
Cliff notes: Boss scared me, then gave me a bottle of Scotch
It was a gift thanking me for great first year on the job. Well there went that stress. phew :yay:Cliff notes: Boss scared me, then gave me a bottle of Scotch
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Originally Posted by Draconius
So yeah...I get into work today and my boss very forward says "When Angela gets in we need to talk." and that was it. So my mind is going everywhere...so i ask a little further and I find out "someone dropped a bomb, and its not good and we need to figure out where it came from". So yeah...my heart rate jumps through the roof, I am thinking that I am losing my job, and finally Angela gets in and my boss goes "So we need to talk. Something bad happened and frankly Brian (me) is in severe trouble." Now while he is saying this he is walking over to his desk and leans unhis desk and pulls out a new bottle of Laphroaig 15yr Single Malt Scotch. It was a gift thanking me for great first year on the job. Well there went that stress. phew :yay:
Cliff notes: Boss scared me, then gave me a bottle of Scotch
It was a gift thanking me for great first year on the job. Well there went that stress. phew :yay:Cliff notes: Boss scared me, then gave me a bottle of Scotch
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From: Mexico, by Jaymar
Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
Do a joke right back and come in hungover as shit tomorrow and blame it on him.
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From: Sloppy onshore junk.
Originally Posted by Derek
or... replace scotch with non alcoholic beverage and down the entire bottle right in front of him and pretend to pass out after a few minutes :chuckles: