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Old 04-16-2006, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Civic2Scooby
yo momma is so fat she makes deek look like brettcac :uhhok:
yo momma is so fat, that when god said "let there be light" he had to tell yo momma "bitch, get out f*ck out of the way!"
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Old 04-16-2006, 04:58 PM
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yo momma is so fat, that when god said "let there be light" he had to tell yo momma "bitch, get out f*ck out of the way!"
yo momma so dumb, when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death

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Old 04-16-2006, 04:59 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator.
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Civic2Scooby
yo momma so dumb, when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death

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yo momma's like a brick, dirty... flat on both sides.... and always laid by mexicans *ba zing!* :fawk:
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:01 PM
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yo momma is such a fat ass that when she walks down the street people say "god damn, look at that big fat ass"
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:01 PM
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Yo mamma's soooooooooooooooooooo fat..........she's got more Chin's than Chinatown!

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Old 04-16-2006, 05:02 PM
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Yo momma's so dumb, when she asked "what brand jeans?" i said "Guess" and she said "Levi's"
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:02 PM
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Yo mama's so stupid, she asked if you could put a screen door on a submarine
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Derek
yo momma's like a brick, dirty... flat on both sides.... and always laid by mexicans *ba zing!* :fawk:
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Messican Phone Company.

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Old 04-16-2006, 05:04 PM
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yo mamas so dumb, when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed... :run:
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