Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: nagger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: nagger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nagger "What do you want?" and the nagger says, "I want all my nagger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and naggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

 

7/10, but the addition of ****** gets a 8

:rofl:

 

Heard it alot.

 

Boondock Saints ftw.

 

one of my all-time fave movies.

the way he tells the joke makes it that much more funny, too. i love rocco. haha.

 

boondock saints > *

 

why do i not wanna see this movie.


i said it. :madr:

 

This is one of my favorites as well. I want to be a Boondock Saint someday.

 

all I remember is when he drops the toilet on that guy from like three stories up. :chuckles:

 

Thats the best part. The music during that scene kicks ass too!