"my milk shit bring all the boys to the yard
and their like it better then yours"

 

:rofl::rofl:

He'd go on mobile AIM and IM me with that :rofl:

 

im lactose intollerant too... but i've learned to love that i hate milk.

i stopped drinking it once they found out i was LI, and i just didn't like it from then on... so even "lactaid" and "shit-b-gon" or w/e the new ploy is now..... im not diggin it

 

Lactose intolerance?



Milk is nothing more than poision in my system. :hs:

 

lactose is some sort of enzyme or something to that effect that is in dairy products. Some people do not have the bacteria in their digestive system to break it down .. and as a result get bloated, gassy, and have the "milk shits" (hence the lactose "intolerant"). Certain foods like yogurt have natural bacteria that breaks the lactose down so your body doesn't have to. I find that i can eat yogurt, cheese, etc but a big glass of milk will produce some pretty nasty results.

 

I just suck it straight from the cow udder. It cuts out the middleman, so it costs me next to nothing.

 

proof h:

 

Dave!!!! Get on AIM. Or call my phone!

 

Tom Green is still alive?

 

had me some cereal today. just gave me alota gas.