A man found a magic lamp one day and rubbed it and a Genie popped out.

The genie said "I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for your wife gets double."

Remember that part.

So the man first wishes for a car. The genie says " Alright you have it, but your wife gets TWO!"

Remember... that part... cause its double.

So the man makes his second wish and wishes for a house. The genie says "Alright you have it, but your wife gets TWO!"

(Cause she gets ... double... still)

So the genie asks the man to make his last wish and the man says:

"I wish you would beat me half to death!"



Get it? Cause its double...






















The wife gets double...



























So she get beated TO death!
















Ahahahahaha... feel free to share among friends and co-workers.

 

stop ripping off the simpsons :slap:


it wasnt that funny anyway h:

 

Didnt make me laugh... but it gave me something to do while waiting for Family Guy.


That was alot of typing!

 

...

 

holy we know how to use fractions!

 

It's beaten, not beated.

 

Yea i know... it was an added element for the dramatic finish.

 

I'm insulted that you felt the need to dumb it down to the 3rd grade level.

 

Well you seem to have got it just fine... so I say mission accomplished!

 

Worst episode, ever :down: