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Mar 20, 2006 | 10:38 AM

#11

CRAIGHIMSELF

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From: Sloppy onshore junk.

"Hey Smokey, Stanley left his window open." (which cracks me up because sure, Stanley left the actual window open, yet there are metal bars around the window..hahaha)

Mar 20, 2006 | 10:39 AM

#12

k3ifers

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From: Buffalo, NY

"i know you dont smoke weed.. i know this, but imma get you high today.. because its friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got shit to do.."

Mar 20, 2006 | 10:39 AM

#13

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From: Sloppy onshore junk.

"SMOKEY...is that you??!! I aint the smartest man in the world, but from over here, it looks like you're taking a shit!"

Mar 20, 2006 | 10:40 AM

#14

Misa

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From: NJ

Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
---Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

Mar 20, 2006 | 10:40 AM

#15

k3ifers

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From: Buffalo, NY

"smokey, buy me a 40 for my birthday?" "today your birthday?" "whats today?"

Mar 20, 2006 | 10:41 AM

#16

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From: Sloppy onshore junk.

Mama: "Smokey, run to the store and get me some smokes"
Smokey: "Arrrgghhh, fine, gimme the money....wait, wait, wait, whats this? This aint enough?!"
Mama: " MAKE it enough"