PA's are yellow.

I was driving my '98 EX to class a few years ago and an older Grand Am kept reving next to me and jump forward and then slowing down. I'm not really into street racing but we were on what I considered a safe stretch of 4 lane highway so I threw it 3rd gear and floored it and I walked away from him. He caught up to me when I slowed down and gave me a thumbs up and turned off.

My coupe has an AEM short ram and a Thermal catback. I only took it to a track once when I first put the 16's on it and i couldn't get it to hookup and ran a best of 17 flat (with like a 2.5 or something 60'). That was 50k miles ago too and if I could walk on him, his car must be the slowest thing in history and he's instigating races. It made me feel sad for him.

 

I had some faggot in a 2.0 Jetta gunning it, then letting off the gas on the highway next to me.

I don't care what the fuck you're in, you don't lose to a 2.0 Jetta. I was staring at the guy like "Are you serious?"

 

PA titles are blue. I have 3 titles which are blue.

 

if i drove a POS car i think would go around challenging other people too...
POS car = low self esteem

 

I don't even race my Jeep...MY JEEP!

 

I race my mom's all the time. That fucker hit 90 one time going down a hill on the highway.

 

for some reason some people if they see a honda they automatically want to race you, I almost got rear end today by some stupid kid driving a kia he was trying to catch up but I was just on a hurry. I drive a 96 accord autoslow and if I wanted to race I would have gotten a manual and take it to the track.

 

And it's always the hugest shitpiles or other Honda's with the entire APC 06' catalog on their car.

 

when i had my 95 civic and i was pumpin some gas... this guy comes up to me and says

Guy: "so what kind of wheels are those? racing harts, rotas?"
Me: Looks at where the guy came from and sees a crx with a shitload of stickers with the biggest APC statement on the rear glass ":a: uhhh... those are blades dude, from an integra...."
Guy: "O ok cool, so you race that thing?"
Me: "uhhh...not really, i like my gas to last."
Guy: "oh why not u scared? lets race for 1000?"
Me: "Dude, i drive a civic.... do you honestly believe I have a 1000 dollars?"
After that the thing clicked so i drove off.... people are weird indeedh:

 

funny :rofl: