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Originally Posted by Epoch
Once, I dated this one girl who was super dainty with stuff like gas... Well once, during the night, got up out of bed, and LEFT THE ROOM to fart... Well, I was asleep and didn't notice, BUT the best was yet to come. She came back into the room, slipped into bed, and snuggled against my back. Though, when she snuggled, she upset something and I ripped a HUGE fart against her leg... So huge it woke me up and she got pissed off and punched me 
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From: topton,pa
Originally Posted by Epoch
Once, I dated this one girl who was super dainty with stuff like gas... Well once, during the night, got up out of bed, and LEFT THE ROOM to fart... Well, I was asleep and didn't notice, BUT the best was yet to come. She came back into the room, slipped into bed, and snuggled against my back. Though, when she snuggled, she upset something and I ripped a HUGE fart against her leg... So huge it woke me up and she got pissed off and punched me h:
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