This is funny and retarded as hell
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This is funny and retarded as hell
So, I'm out shooting some pool with a bunch of bros and hoes (made $56 
h: ). My buddy Justin calls me up.
He went to the grocery store to buy a few odds and ends. He bought an 18-rack of Michelob Light and probably two dozen other items.
So he's being rung up, the beer is like the 2nd or 3rd item to be rung up. They don't card him.
At the end of the items being scanned, my buddy Justin goes "and can I have a pack of Parliament Lights?"
"I'm going to need to see an ID."
He left his ID at home by accident. They ended up not selling him the pack of cigarettes but let him walk away with an 18-rack of Michelob Light. :rofl: :rofl:
I was in amazement. :chuckles:
h: ). My buddy Justin calls me up.He went to the grocery store to buy a few odds and ends. He bought an 18-rack of Michelob Light and probably two dozen other items.
So he's being rung up, the beer is like the 2nd or 3rd item to be rung up. They don't card him.
At the end of the items being scanned, my buddy Justin goes "and can I have a pack of Parliament Lights?"
"I'm going to need to see an ID."
He left his ID at home by accident. They ended up not selling him the pack of cigarettes but let him walk away with an 18-rack of Michelob Light. :rofl: :rofl:
I was in amazement. :chuckles:
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a friend of mine dressed as an old man (REALLY looked like one too) and kinda kept his head down, and bought a 40 because in the store they had a sign that said something like "if we fail to ID you, we will give you 10 dollars"
so they didn't ID him, just took him for an old guy.
so he leaves, comes back in and is like "i want my 10 bucks, you didn't ID me" (he had taken the clothes/ wig off) and she's like "ok,, how old are you?" and he's like "18, and you didn't ID me, i dressed like that old guy to see if i could get away with it" so she goes "yeah, i guess we owe you 10, just let me go in the back and tell my manager"
she called the cops lol...he got a posession ticket and they got fined for selling to a minor lol.
he shoulda left the clothes on, idiot.
so they didn't ID him, just took him for an old guy.
so he leaves, comes back in and is like "i want my 10 bucks, you didn't ID me" (he had taken the clothes/ wig off) and she's like "ok,, how old are you?" and he's like "18, and you didn't ID me, i dressed like that old guy to see if i could get away with it" so she goes "yeah, i guess we owe you 10, just let me go in the back and tell my manager"
she called the cops lol...he got a posession ticket and they got fined for selling to a minor lol.
he shoulda left the clothes on, idiot.
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Originally Posted by mountaindewguy
a friend of mine dressed as an old man (REALLY looked like one too) and kinda kept his head down, and bought a 40 because in the store they had a sign that said something like "if we fail to ID you, we will give you 10 dollars"
so they didn't ID him, just took him for an old guy.
so he leaves, comes back in and is like "i want my 10 bucks, you didn't ID me" (he had taken the clothes/ wig off) and she's like "ok,, how old are you?" and he's like "18, and you didn't ID me, i dressed like that old guy to see if i could get away with it" so she goes "yeah, i guess we owe you 10, just let me go in the back and tell my manager"
she called the cops lol...he got a posession ticket and they got fined for selling to a minor lol.
he shoulda left the clothes on, idiot.
so they didn't ID him, just took him for an old guy.
so he leaves, comes back in and is like "i want my 10 bucks, you didn't ID me" (he had taken the clothes/ wig off) and she's like "ok,, how old are you?" and he's like "18, and you didn't ID me, i dressed like that old guy to see if i could get away with it" so she goes "yeah, i guess we owe you 10, just let me go in the back and tell my manager"
she called the cops lol...he got a posession ticket and they got fined for selling to a minor lol.
he shoulda left the clothes on, idiot.
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Originally Posted by mountaindewguy
a friend of mine dressed as an old man (REALLY looked like one too) and kinda kept his head down, and bought a 40 because in the store they had a sign that said something like "if we fail to ID you, we will give you 10 dollars"
so they didn't ID him, just took him for an old guy.
so he leaves, comes back in and is like "i want my 10 bucks, you didn't ID me" (he had taken the clothes/ wig off) and she's like "ok,, how old are you?" and he's like "18, and you didn't ID me, i dressed like that old guy to see if i could get away with it" so she goes "yeah, i guess we owe you 10, just let me go in the back and tell my manager"
she called the cops lol...he got a posession ticket and they got fined for selling to a minor lol.
he shoulda left the clothes on, idiot.
so they didn't ID him, just took him for an old guy.
so he leaves, comes back in and is like "i want my 10 bucks, you didn't ID me" (he had taken the clothes/ wig off) and she's like "ok,, how old are you?" and he's like "18, and you didn't ID me, i dressed like that old guy to see if i could get away with it" so she goes "yeah, i guess we owe you 10, just let me go in the back and tell my manager"
she called the cops lol...he got a posession ticket and they got fined for selling to a minor lol.
he shoulda left the clothes on, idiot.
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Originally Posted by RB
Yeah I'm sure your ripe old age of 18 has a lot to do with that 
Stop bitching at me because im 18, you were once that age sucka.
