I think I've found a new hobby. Finding discussion or personal posts with people who are a) crazy, b) have rediculous expectations, c) are just asking for it, and emailing them telling them why they're wrong. I am such a loser.

 

i found a woman who was so desperate to give out massages, actually advertised "$50 extra for manual happy ending", i laughed.... then i called her

 

aaaaaannnd theeeeeeeeeen?

 

and "she" looked like this



but i guess thats what i get for ordering a handjob off craigslist



















it was great hfawk:

 

:rofl: at booster in this thread

 

:rofl: thats just great

 

i tried to sell this car with a very polite ad but there was nothing but idiots calling me all day and wasting my time and it wouldnt sell. I got sick of it, i reposted this obnoxiously rude ad and sold it within about 8 hours.

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/car/122484231.html

 

:rofl: holy shit that thread is great

"oh, and the peanuts are my gift to you"
"no will not drive out to (insert cities) to have you kick the tires and say it's a piece"

shit had me rolling

 

oh you cant see cuz i pulled the pictures but i went to a building at my company to get some peanuts for my little business (shipping auto parts). guy gave me 3 3x3x3 ft boxes (96 cubic feet) of peanuts and the boxes were too big to get in the car so i emptied them into the trunk. I removed a lot of it but got bored so there were still at least 1000 styro peanuts in the trunk.

i was to the point where people would call me and under cut me the first time and id tell them to take x amount of money and go get a huffy at kmart cuz THEIR ass was walking but i have 4 other cars.

one guy called me and offered me 150? 200? i was asking 500 the first time around. i was like nah nah i cant go that low, hes like bla bla bla its only worth this. i said man you know it cost me some money and he continued so i was like look man did you even read the ad? he goes

"WHY DONT YOU TAKE THAT CAR AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER" and hung up the phone.

another guy showed up at my apartment the first time around ( i guarantee it was the same guy) and drove the car then came and offered me 200. i told him i could go 350 he goes it aint worth that, i said it is to me and he wanted to continue dickering but i said "later" got in my other car with my gf and left. He was standing there absolutely dumbfounded.

anyway, get a POS car and try to sell it, entertainment for years.

 

my response email: the price is 375 IDIOT.

On 1/6/06, ola J <ola_j005@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> Hello,
> I saw your advert on the web,i am interested in
> buying your(1986 Toyota Camry) am based in west
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> My shipping broker will be coming for the pickup
> after payment as been made.
> i am willing to pay $370
> Get back to me if my offer is ok by you.
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