i think it's that chuck norris list that caused the chuck norris "phenomenon" to spread across the internet.

 

Chief?

 

i've noticed this too...

 

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

 

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

because, contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris invented the interweb.

 

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

The greatest cover up of this century is that Hitler didn’t actually commit suicide in his bunker. He was in fact teabagged to death by chuck Norris

 

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger by yelling "bang"!

 

Chuck Norris once ate a banana without removing the peel.

 

the quickest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris's fist