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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 11:47 AM
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 11:50 AM
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I laughed :chuckles:
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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HA. true story.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME RON'"
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by b00gers
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME RON'"

Hey why is the cable guy here?
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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my boss emailed me that joke last week.. :chuckles:
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:13 PM
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Just as funny if you replace Mujibar with Jose or Chan or Steve.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by clickwir
Just as funny if you replace Mujibar with Jose or Chan or Steve.

No it's not.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RB
No it's not.
Yea huh
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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steve isn't a very good indian name :thinking:
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