funny? profound? both?

Since i'm reading the Dune series right now, Frank Herbert has some good ones:

"Do not be trapped by the need to achieve anything. This way, you achieve everything."

"Education is no substitute for intelligence."

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I’ll show you someone who’s covering mistakes. Real boats rock."

 

"My penis is smaller than this quote"

 

wait for OLDMAN to post.

 

"Four years for one square of toilet paper?"

 

what?

 

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all 3 bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFKs head exploded out of sheer amazement."

 

Jeeez do I have to explain all my jokes or what?

OK you go to high school for four years right?

You get a diploma which is a useless piece of paper in todays world so it is pretty much toilet paper.

OK ya got that?

 

:lmfao: I cant beleive you actually explained it...I was totally waiting for a volley of made up explinations.

 

I didn't do one, dumb idea IMO.

 

"MAY THE POWER OF - INSERT YOUR SCHOOL - PROTECT OUR CLASS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!"

"so i always made a mess in the disabled bathrooms and blamed it on the retards"

"be the best at what you do...and with that said...every chance you have SHOW OFF..."

sadly enough a bunch of people at my school had these quotes