lxHomeSkilletxl: hey
Smallfry1622: hi
lxHomeSkilletxl: My that was a nice ride
Smallfry1622: !!!! no u didn'!!!!!!!!
lxHomeSkilletxl:
Smallfry1622: uGH!!!
lxHomeSkilletxl: brb, i got pulled over, i will tell u about it in a sec
lxHomeSkilletxl: How often does someone get pulled over and get offered a job
Smallfry1622: ?
lxHomeSkilletxl: I got pulled over on Rt. 9
lxHomeSkilletxl: on my bike
lxHomeSkilletxl: the state trooper is all like "where you going? how old are you? Did you just move here?" cuz I have cali plates still
Smallfry1622: uh huh
lxHomeSkilletxl: and I explain to him that I just got out of the Marines and I am in school and my mom lives at the driving range
lxHomeSkilletxl: so he was all like "Do you know the speed limit on Rt 9?" and I said "Sure, it's 40 mph" and he was like "Do you know how fast you were going?" and I said "65?" he goes "62, but close enough"
lxHomeSkilletxl: lol
Smallfry1622: smartass
lxHomeSkilletxl: so than he was like "Well, it's a real nice day out and I really feel for ya when you just wanna punch it, but there are laws and you have to follow them. I'm not going to give you a ticket but just slow it down" so I thank him and he pulls away
lxHomeSkilletxl: as I am putting my stuff on
lxHomeSkilletxl: he does a U-turn
lxHomeSkilletxl: and comes back
lxHomeSkilletxl: he rolls down his window and goes "Ever think about being a state trooper?"
lxHomeSkilletxl: lolololololololol
Smallfry1622: only you
lxHomeSkilletxl: I was like "the thought has crossed my mind." and he was like "You're 21, fresh out of the Marines and in college. You're a prime candidate. Take the exam, it is coming out within a year"
lxHomeSkilletxl: and he starts telling me all about the benefits
lxHomeSkilletxl: and I was like "I just wanna be on the SWAT team"
lxHomeSkilletxl: he was all about it lol
lxHomeSkilletxl: that was fun
Smallfry1622: your a tool
lxHomeSkilletxl: well, hopefully, cuz I have to fix my leaking toilet

OMG I soooo owned him. pwn't in the face h:

 

Maybe he was a double secret uber cop recruiter.

 

i don't see any ownage here...other than u bein pulled over for speeding.

 

haha thats good

 

wheres the ownage?
all he said was have you considered working in law enforcement.
Now if your friend said,

I dont wanna be a pig

then its ownage.

 

No no no, I wasn't being serious about the ownage, I was referencing an older post about this guy that got out of a ticket because the cop was nice and he was saying that he owned him. Don't remember where it is though.

 

Go for it!

 

dubster i think

 

why not it's hard work but sombody has to do it

 

owning that cop would have been... "heres my military id. i think thats enough for you to get back in your car and close your ears and eyes while i rip a wheelie down the street" then you follow through, go home, eat a steak and call it a day...