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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 05:59 PM
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up." not funny, just wanted to change what i had up here earlier, bacasue of the increase of know-it-alls

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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 06:28 PM
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 07:20 PM
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GT4 Progress = 0.0%
License Golds = 83/85

wtf? 0.0%
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 07:41 PM
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Haven't attempted any races yet, not doing so until I receive all golds.
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 08:00 PM
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oh, k wat cars do you have?
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 08:10 PM
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This thread sucks. :down:
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 08:13 PM
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Commas are only effective to a point then it becomes a run on sentence and loses all interest.

Read a book and pay attention to the use of punctuation.
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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I believe commas should be rare before the word and. For example 1, 2, 3 and 4.
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Old Jan 14, 2006 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by burnrubber
oh, k wat cars do you have?
Only the cars one receives from the license tests.
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