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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
He used to wipe with his boxers, then I told him not so good.
Pull them up like a thong so theyre tight in the butt cheeks then use a hair dryer to dry it out, pull boxers off and wave them around violently untill the crusties fall out and your good to go.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 07:48 PM
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I sometimes use a pressure washer.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Omniscient
Pull them up like a thong so theyre tight in the butt cheeks then use a hair dryer to dry it out, pull boxers off and wave them around violently untill the crusties fall out and your good to go.
If you make me vomit, I'm putting it in a bag and mailing it to you.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
If you make me vomit, I'm putting it in a bag and mailing it to you.
:yumyum: Bile.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
If you make me vomit, I'm putting it in a bag and mailing it to you.
:bs: Prove it!


Originally Posted by Nightshade
I have a dog for that now
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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i just jump in the bathtub and splash around till i feel clean... whether im clean or not i dont really know
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
:bs: Prove it!



That would involve me vomitting, and no.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:14 PM
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ok...thats just weird cause this morning while wiping (sitting btw) I was thinking of starting a thread that stated...do you fold or bundle your tp before use.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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I just stand in the shower in my boxers and shit.
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Draconius
ok...thats just weird cause this morning while wiping (sitting btw) I was thinking of starting a thread that stated...do you fold or bundle your tp before use.

u sir are a highly highly dedicated HAN member if you were...

when im on the shitter... i think about how this 1inch poop is going through my .25 inch hole... yes i measureh:
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