Okay, you go to get on a plane to fly somewhere, and you discover that they have seated an enormous tub of goo next to you, this person requires two seatbelt extenders just to strap in, and is so freakin' fat, his gigantic ass is taking up more than 50% of your seat. You really need to get to your destination, but don't really want to be crammed into half of the seat you paid full fare for, what do you do?

 

Well if the plane isn't completely full, you could ask to be seated elsewhere. If anything, the worst that could happen is you have to sit next to him until you level off.

 

Talk to a flight attendant and see if there is an open seat somewhere else on the plane. If not...well, you're fucked.

 

if the plane is full then your screwed. If not, ask the flight attendant if they could seat you else where. I would be polite about it cause im sure the tub of goo will realize that and feel bad knowing you moved cause he is fat.

Or, rent a private plane and you wont have to worry about the goo

 

i thought people that fat had to pay for two seats these days?

 

Just cuddle with him.

 

what if they buy the tickets online?

 

There's a box to check that says "fat" or "not fat"

 

i dont remember seeing that when i bought tix from expedia :thinking:

 

I do believe he is making a fool of you