I work for my fathers construction company.In the summer and winter on my college breaks... During the winter we are really slow, and its just 5-6 workers.

I usally get stuck with the 40 year dude who dropped out of school in 7th grade, but thinks he is the smartest guy ever. He drives me up a wall with the shit he argues with me about. But he has no clue how to say words.

For example he will say, " that color matchedes dazact-lee", or "what you wants to eats for buffet-ef-tix...I really want panpkcakes"

Well I fucking lost it yesterday... I forgot what he exactly said, but it was the along the line of, " I don't know why larry sends us to this jobs... I mean since we are here and alls, we mike tazwell do it."

I swear I could write a book like the redneck dictonary, but call it the white trash spelling guide to words.

 

rednecks :rofl:

 

I like pancakes.

 

waffles > pankcakes

 

ninjas > pirates

 

I'd have to say you are correct. Waffles = the money meal.

 

Nah..he is white trash. Far from being a redneck.

He is scared of people, scared of women, . He works, smokes cigs and fishes. thats his life.

 

pirate whores > *

 

Donald Duck > Daffy Duck

 

here is a picture of him i found on a ffourm he posts on