An emotional courtroom came to a close late last night; a small boy was the center of attention.

The boy and his parent were in court; he had explained how he constantly gets beaten by them. The judge and the jury felt awful after hearing the sad truth and the boy was immediatelly taken out of the parent's custody.

Once the hearing came to a close the judge offered that the boy live with his aunt;but unfortunatelly the aunt beat him too.

The judge then offered the boy to live with his parents; but sadelly enough they beat him too.

After hearing about four more of these horrible relatives the court and the boy finally reached an agreement.

The boy was to live with the USC football team; who were clearly incapable of beating anyone.

 

:chuckles: thats a good one

 

I guess thats why they won 34 times straight

 

scoreboard....

last night is what really mattered

 

go Texas!

 

its just a game, someone has to loose. get over it

 

I :reechy:'ed 100x during that game last night.

announcer: "the Trojans really know how to hit the gap"
announcer: "the Trojans wrap up the Longhorns before they hit the hole"

 

and hats off to texas for putting down one hell of a compition and acctually winning the entire thing.