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Old 01-04-2006, 05:38 AM
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So I get my statement and this is the first time im sitting here reading through it.

I happen to catch the notes section and start to laugh.

this is what it says

"We appreciate your business and are converting your account to Platinum status as of Oct 17, 2005. So, be on the lookout for the arrival of your new Platinum card at your next reissue.

My next reissue date is January 31, 2009.
so basically im getting a 3 year heads up.
Old 01-04-2006, 05:40 AM
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lol, you sure thats not a typo?
Old 01-04-2006, 05:42 AM
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damn ... by the time 2009 comes, monkeys will rule the earth. Bananas and feces will be the new currency. :sad:
Old 01-04-2006, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
feces will be the new currency. :sad:
sweet i will start saving now... with all the holiday food i've been eating i am rich!
Old 01-04-2006, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by e3NiNe
damn ... by the time 2009 comes, monkeys will rule the earth. Bananas and feces will be the new currency. :sad:

So that means my Transformers will be worth shit
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Originally Posted by Tark
sweet i will start saving now... with all the holiday food i've been eating i am rich!
Canadian feces will be worth far less. h:
Old 01-04-2006, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by TaekOne
lol, you sure thats not a typo?
I wish it were.
Im going to call Capital One now and bug them about this.
Im at home today from work cause I have a cold ( preferred to stay home anyway)


p.s...i better get a limit increase too.
Old 01-04-2006, 06:05 AM
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well i guess option ' 0 ' doesnt take you to customer care anymore.
you have to listen to that boring a$$ music they have.
It sounds like a b00tleg version of the nutcracker.

the rep has no clue


....
ohhh thats nice....they sent me out a new card with the platinum logo on it and only a 500 dollar increase.
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how much of an increase were you going for?
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Originally Posted by Hambone
Canadian feces will be worth far less. h:
You'll see our shit will be worth 1turd more then yours



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