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Old 01-03-2006, 02:52 PM
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Default Condom Joke.

A little boy walks into a 24-7 store with his father when he comes across condoms.

"what are these dad?"

The father explains that they are something used for safe sex etc...

So the little boy continues to ask questions:

"why are there only 3 in this box?"

The Father states, "well son, thats for boys that are in High School. One for Friday night , One for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night

"ok, well then how come there is six in this box?"

The Father states, "well son, thats for boys that are in College. Two for Friday night , Two for Saturday night, and Two for Sunday night.

"ok...well then why are there a 12 pack!!!?"

The Father states, " well son, those are for a married man, One for January, One for Febuary, One for March......etc"

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Old 01-03-2006, 03:19 PM
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:53 PM
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heard it.. 1.5/5
Old 01-03-2006, 04:39 PM
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Haha that was a good one.
Old 01-03-2006, 04:42 PM
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Meh.
Old 01-03-2006, 04:45 PM
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Old 01-03-2006, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
Meh.

Whore...


1/10
Old 01-03-2006, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by canada
Whore...


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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Old 01-03-2006, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Me neither...
Old 01-03-2006, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
Meh.
:werd: weak sause joke



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