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san diego barbie collection
Temecula Barbie
- Desperately wants to be part of San Diego Barbie collection but can't afford a house in SD. But she does actually own a house with Commuter Ken. Ken knows I-15 like the back of his hand as he spends 4 hours a day driving to and from work.
Valley Center Barbie
- Thinks she is better than Escondido Barbie because she doesn't live in town and rich enough to live in the country. Secretly wishes to be either Carlsbad or Del Mar Barbie. Consoles herself by frequenting Pala Casino. Child with missing hand is not factory defect but due to a bad encounter with a lion at the San Diego Wild Animal Park after mom stopped watching children due to a depression induced migraine.
Reservation Barbie
- Available only at Viejas Outlet Stores. Wears large t-shirts and leather & turquoise beaded belts. Miffed that she was not chosen as the Ice Princess for the Viejas Holiday Nights Show (they wanted a white girl). Peace Pipe Ken drives Dodge Ram with all factory options but can never be cleaned. Also comes with magnetic bullet holes and never ending supply of peyote.
Vista Barbie
- The upgrade from O'side Barbie. Married Camp Pendelton Ken and now tries to raise 3 kids under age 8 while husband is deployed in Iraq. Available in White, Black and Samoan.
Oceanside Barbie
- This recently paroled, tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a ready lifted desert/river Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash - preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about.
Carlsbad Barbie
- This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Leucadia Barbie
- This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long
straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and
Birkenstocks with white socks. She smokes good sinsemilla buds and prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Volvo wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market.
Del Mar Barbie
- This yuppie Barbie comes with her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Optional children available only after a visit with Plastic Surgeon Ken.
Poway Barbie
- She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working. The only Barbie with anorexic male children because they wrestle for Poway High.
La Jolla Barbie
- This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available.
Rancho Bernardo Barbie
- This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.
Mira Mesa Barbie
- This Barbie is skinny and asian who thinks she knows how to drive. She comes standard with a s00ped up Honda Civic that can only drive 15mph in the city but 90mph on the freeway. Available with a big six bedroom house, 5 grandparents and 20 kids who can run around screaming. Ken comes with a garage so he can s00p up all his friends
Hondas too. He can be seen between 12am - 2am zipping up Kearny Villa Road or Mira Mesa Blvd by the 5/805 split.
Rancho San Diego Barbie
- Comes with a towel for her head. Is co-owner of a liquor store, along with Ken. (K pronounced like G in Spanish) Nose job already done, and Ken comes with his own bottle of hennessy and a cigar. Hopes Anglo neighbors never see Iraqi flag inside house.
Pacific Beach Barbie
-This Barbie is always bitching that she can't find a good man in Pacific Beach. Over 'Jarhead Ken'. Comes with heart & wings lower back tattoo. Knows every bouncer to P.B. Bar & Grill, Tavern, Typhoon, Plum Crazy, Moondoggies and Tower 23 by heart. Eats sushi at Zen 5 and california burritos at Roberto's once a week. Taco Tuesday and Sunday Funday are her favorite days of the week.
Santee Barbie
- This pale model comes dressed in a shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's back side when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Lakeside Barbie
- This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.
Mission Valley Barbie
- comes with every access code to Villa Dorado, Escala, Portofino, Archstone and La Mirage. Dedicates time specifically max out her credit card at Fashion Valley Mall, completely neglecting Westfield Shopping Center. Dates polygamously solely on the purpose of hookups to Chargers games and free dining at Cheesecake Factory, P.F. Chang's and Donovan's. Residence is fumigated with the scents of Victoria's Secret 'lovespell' and coconut lime verbena. Has cab driver number on speed-dial. Never bothered by conformity shopping.. i.e. Best Buy, Starbucks, IKEA, Target. Comes with ceramic miniature sushi and martini glass set.
Downtown Barbie
- Comes with MAC makeup set. Loves her pomeranian/chihuahua mix puppy she stuffs in her borderline-played-out Louis Vuitton purse. Knows every promoter and their mom to On Broadway, Stingaree, Aubergine, Jimmy Love's, Henry's, Hennessey's, 4th & B, Thin, Airport Lounge, Top of the Hyatt, The W, Deco's. Sleeps with Ken for hookups to Padres' box seats. Optional mail-in accessories for Tiffany's jewelry set with proof-of-purchase.
Hillcrest Barbie/Ken
- This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag sticker with proof of purchase, along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores.
East County Barbie
- Was a cheerleader in middle school but now only rides with Desert Rat Ken in his California lifted Ford F-150, complete with white unfinished flair fenders, bed floor removed for spare tire holder, and no carburator. F-150 can only be purchased by parents who live in Alpine. Both come with optional Weed from Harbison Canyon and/or barbed wire tattoo. Will party in the desert all through her 20s and then finish her AA at Grossmont College when she's 35.
Southeast Barbie
- This Ghetto Queen comes with optional 'baby-daddy' car and pop-out baby seats. This barbie comes standard with a set of press-on nails and ponytails in various lengths. Don't mess with the breezie. She has a strong attitude and a mouth to prove it. This barbie also comes with optional girlfriends to help you do drive-by's to find out if Ken is out with some other hoochie.
Chula Vista Barbie
- This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pickup truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken.
National City Barbie
- This Barbie now comes with a stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus/trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his 79 Caddy (with switches) were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
- Desperately wants to be part of San Diego Barbie collection but can't afford a house in SD. But she does actually own a house with Commuter Ken. Ken knows I-15 like the back of his hand as he spends 4 hours a day driving to and from work.
Valley Center Barbie
- Thinks she is better than Escondido Barbie because she doesn't live in town and rich enough to live in the country. Secretly wishes to be either Carlsbad or Del Mar Barbie. Consoles herself by frequenting Pala Casino. Child with missing hand is not factory defect but due to a bad encounter with a lion at the San Diego Wild Animal Park after mom stopped watching children due to a depression induced migraine.
Reservation Barbie
- Available only at Viejas Outlet Stores. Wears large t-shirts and leather & turquoise beaded belts. Miffed that she was not chosen as the Ice Princess for the Viejas Holiday Nights Show (they wanted a white girl). Peace Pipe Ken drives Dodge Ram with all factory options but can never be cleaned. Also comes with magnetic bullet holes and never ending supply of peyote.
Vista Barbie
- The upgrade from O'side Barbie. Married Camp Pendelton Ken and now tries to raise 3 kids under age 8 while husband is deployed in Iraq. Available in White, Black and Samoan.
Oceanside Barbie
- This recently paroled, tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a ready lifted desert/river Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash - preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about.
Carlsbad Barbie
- This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Leucadia Barbie
- This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long
straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and
Birkenstocks with white socks. She smokes good sinsemilla buds and prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Volvo wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market.
Del Mar Barbie
- This yuppie Barbie comes with her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Optional children available only after a visit with Plastic Surgeon Ken.
Poway Barbie
- She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working. The only Barbie with anorexic male children because they wrestle for Poway High.
La Jolla Barbie
- This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available.
Rancho Bernardo Barbie
- This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with a Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.
Mira Mesa Barbie
- This Barbie is skinny and asian who thinks she knows how to drive. She comes standard with a s00ped up Honda Civic that can only drive 15mph in the city but 90mph on the freeway. Available with a big six bedroom house, 5 grandparents and 20 kids who can run around screaming. Ken comes with a garage so he can s00p up all his friends
Hondas too. He can be seen between 12am - 2am zipping up Kearny Villa Road or Mira Mesa Blvd by the 5/805 split.
Rancho San Diego Barbie
- Comes with a towel for her head. Is co-owner of a liquor store, along with Ken. (K pronounced like G in Spanish) Nose job already done, and Ken comes with his own bottle of hennessy and a cigar. Hopes Anglo neighbors never see Iraqi flag inside house.
Pacific Beach Barbie
-This Barbie is always bitching that she can't find a good man in Pacific Beach. Over 'Jarhead Ken'. Comes with heart & wings lower back tattoo. Knows every bouncer to P.B. Bar & Grill, Tavern, Typhoon, Plum Crazy, Moondoggies and Tower 23 by heart. Eats sushi at Zen 5 and california burritos at Roberto's once a week. Taco Tuesday and Sunday Funday are her favorite days of the week.
Santee Barbie
- This pale model comes dressed in a shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's back side when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Lakeside Barbie
- This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.
Mission Valley Barbie
- comes with every access code to Villa Dorado, Escala, Portofino, Archstone and La Mirage. Dedicates time specifically max out her credit card at Fashion Valley Mall, completely neglecting Westfield Shopping Center. Dates polygamously solely on the purpose of hookups to Chargers games and free dining at Cheesecake Factory, P.F. Chang's and Donovan's. Residence is fumigated with the scents of Victoria's Secret 'lovespell' and coconut lime verbena. Has cab driver number on speed-dial. Never bothered by conformity shopping.. i.e. Best Buy, Starbucks, IKEA, Target. Comes with ceramic miniature sushi and martini glass set.
Downtown Barbie
- Comes with MAC makeup set. Loves her pomeranian/chihuahua mix puppy she stuffs in her borderline-played-out Louis Vuitton purse. Knows every promoter and their mom to On Broadway, Stingaree, Aubergine, Jimmy Love's, Henry's, Hennessey's, 4th & B, Thin, Airport Lounge, Top of the Hyatt, The W, Deco's. Sleeps with Ken for hookups to Padres' box seats. Optional mail-in accessories for Tiffany's jewelry set with proof-of-purchase.
Hillcrest Barbie/Ken
- This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag sticker with proof of purchase, along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores.
East County Barbie
- Was a cheerleader in middle school but now only rides with Desert Rat Ken in his California lifted Ford F-150, complete with white unfinished flair fenders, bed floor removed for spare tire holder, and no carburator. F-150 can only be purchased by parents who live in Alpine. Both come with optional Weed from Harbison Canyon and/or barbed wire tattoo. Will party in the desert all through her 20s and then finish her AA at Grossmont College when she's 35.
Southeast Barbie
- This Ghetto Queen comes with optional 'baby-daddy' car and pop-out baby seats. This barbie comes standard with a set of press-on nails and ponytails in various lengths. Don't mess with the breezie. She has a strong attitude and a mouth to prove it. This barbie also comes with optional girlfriends to help you do drive-by's to find out if Ken is out with some other hoochie.
Chula Vista Barbie
- This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pickup truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken.
National City Barbie
- This Barbie now comes with a stroller and an infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus/trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his 79 Caddy (with switches) were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
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LOL!!!!!!!!! LOL ^^^^^^^^^ true true true all true!!!! but you forgot "el cajon barbie, la mesa barbie , east san diego barbie LOL!!!!! i have not laugh that hard in a long time!!!!!!:lmfao: good job!!!!!
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From: los josengeles
Originally Posted by joebenz
you been to the new LV store at south coast? it's pretty damn big now
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From: Westside til I die
Originally Posted by 95SiR
damn.... kv and the firehouse races.... i miss the good ol days
Fuggin WORD...I still remember the first time I met you was at the races with DVviii. Old times
h:And all those barbie shits are true muddyfuxoring stizzory!!!!!~1
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