Foil it hurts like a mofo!?!11

 

Because one day Adam was chewing on foil for hours at a time as Eve kept telling him not to. After about a week of the annoying noise of foil being chewed on and Eves pestering God was fed up. He showed himself in the clouds and scolded them both. He scolded Adam for not listening to his wife and for eating tin foil. The punishment for that would be that tin foil would hurt like hell whenever someone chewed on it from then on. As God was about to punish Eve, Eve started nagging God. God got annoyed and left the two before Eve could pester him about anything else.

 

brad...not going to NJ?!