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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 07:48 AM
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Default Dear 3 hour movie directors,

Please implement 3 minute breaks every hour in your films so the public can use the restrooms. It doesn't have to interrupt the movie just insert a filler that doesn't need to be seen in order to follow the story and put a trasparent toilet in the lower left hand of the screen during these scenes.

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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 07:55 AM
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The first hour of the movie is the filler :chuckles:
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 08:03 AM
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I've never had the urge to piss during a movie.
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Black2KGSR
I've never had the urge to piss during a movie.
In the last 5 min of king kong I had to piss soo bad it hurt when I stood up, I then proceeded to pee longer than 2 ppl who pissed next to me, and I was there before bothh:
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by TeggerLS
In the last 5 min of king kong I had to piss soo bad it hurt when I stood up, I then proceeded to pee longer than 2 ppl who pissed next to me, and I was there before bothh:
piss during the previews ftw
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Black2KGSR
I've never had the urge to piss during a movie.
it is inevitable if you buy the largest soda they have to offer
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe_Hard
piss during the previews ftw
I pissed before the movieh:
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TeggerLS
In the last 5 min of king kong I had to piss soo bad it hurt when I stood up, I then proceeded to pee longer than 2 ppl who pissed next to me, and I was there before bothh:

dude i know! fuck i saw that shit yesterday i had to stand up like 10 times had to take a mad shit! and had to hold it till the end of the mutherfucking movie. and there was no reason that movie had to be that long. but it was a good flick, if you havent watched it yet do your self a favor and wait till the dvd. its just to long.
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 09:36 AM
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if you can't wait 3 hours to go to the bathroom, you suck at life. you should know going in how long the movie is, and whether you'll have to piss within that timeframe or not.
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by flipped cracka
if you can't wait 3 hours to go to the bathroom, you suck at life. you should know going in how long the movie is, and whether you'll have to piss within that timeframe or not.
I hate you
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