I work with a non hot 40+ year old chick who is begging to have sex with dudes she picks up at bars...i gotta hear her talk about how she hasnt had any since lord knows

 

man after reading all this, my job sucks
take breaks when I want
im high up on the list
I can slack a lot
Im the tallest mofo there
dental plan
I get to have food fights in the backstore.....sometimes

 

move down to LA :happysad:

 

:rofl: on pork chops

there are some hot coworkers at my office but.... lot more hotties at the Switzerland office

 

rev up the diesel trucks and see who can get the darkest cloud of exhaust
make MRE bombs (mre hot packs+bottle+water=BOOM)
pee our names on the wall
read maxim's and loaded
do donuts when it snows and hit hugh drifts with the trucks
steal stuff from bench stock