dude, wdf.
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From: nj
Originally Posted by [Damnit]
so u needed a extended pleasure so u could satisfy ur "gf"...prob the best fuck she had 
h: with u 
h: with u 
hurts my feelings.seriously, i think she could fuck for hours. fucking straight up nympho.
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From: My own level of hell
No joke true story..
My last gf and I used to go at it like rabbits and after a while she complained because I wore her out by the time I was done. So she comes over to my house one night and all I could find was one of those extended pleasure condoms.
she was pretty pissed at me after that :chuckles:
My last gf and I used to go at it like rabbits and after a while she complained because I wore her out by the time I was done. So she comes over to my house one night and all I could find was one of those extended pleasure condoms.
she was pretty pissed at me after that :chuckles:
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From: nj
Originally Posted by Nightshade
No joke true story..
My last gf and I used to go at it like rabbits and after a while she complained because I wore her out by the time I was done. So she comes over to my house one night and all I could find was one of those extended pleasure condoms.
she was pretty pissed at me after that :chuckles:
My last gf and I used to go at it like rabbits and after a while she complained because I wore her out by the time I was done. So she comes over to my house one night and all I could find was one of those extended pleasure condoms.
she was pretty pissed at me after that :chuckles:
serious, that shit numbs so bad. i pulled out once and flicked it to see wdf was happening and i couldn't feel shit.
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From: los josengeles
Originally Posted by RB26DETT
:chuckles:
serious, that shit numbs so bad. i pulled out once and flicked it to see wdf was happening and i couldn't feel shit.
serious, that shit numbs so bad. i pulled out once and flicked it to see wdf was happening and i couldn't feel shit.
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You don't always have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
