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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:08 PM
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine _ inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs _ only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark, who heads Project Safe Neighborhoods.
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:17 PM
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it's all about da cheddah






















queso fresco and corn tortillas are the nguyen! :crazyr:
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Derek
queso fresco and corn tortillas are the nguyen! :crazyr:
for teh win!
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:18 PM
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Ahahahaha... thats rediculous.

I bet shes white... i want a pic of her ignorant white trash ass...
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:21 PM
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I'm sorry dude, but that story was kinda cheesy.
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:28 PM
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"White cheese is a helluva dairy product."

-Rick James























(true story)
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by red94teg
I'm sorry dude, but that story was kinda cheesy.
:rofl: no pun intended? :P
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:29 PM
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Wow, all this at 18. She's going somewhere.
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by AF
Wow, all this at 18. She's going somewhere.

State Pen h:


:idb:
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:47 PM
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WOW, i dont even know what to say to that what an idiot coke looks nothing like cheese!
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