Girls needa stop grabbin my dick if they don't wanna f*ck me
12-03-2005, 12:27 AM
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Girls needa stop grabbin my dick if they don't wanna f*ck me
Ok so I was at the bar tonight with Josh, Bailey, Jarek & Tim. This girl Jillian who has the most badonkadonk of all badonkadonks was there and I was hitting on her.
At some point Josh & I stepped out front to have a cig, and these two girls came out too, one of em was like, "omigod I got touched by like 100 penises trying to get out front here." I said to her, "hey that's why you go to the bar ain't it?" She laughed at that.
So as the night progresses, I'm dancing with Jillian for a bit, then 100 penises girl and her friend see me coming out of the bathroom. 100 penises girl just fuckin swats at my junk and CLAMPS on. It hurt like a motherfucker. Then her friend felt me up too.
Outside the bar when it was closing time, I made out with Jillian then she had to leave. 100 penises girl and her frined then came up to me and I was like, "yo yall molested me, I need to get some payback." Her friend was like, "ok go ahead" and then instructed me to feel up her boobies. I'm not one to decline grabbin some boobies so of course I did. But then the friend, and 100 penises girl, both fuckin grabbed my shit again like they were tryin to get me excited or something. I figured what the hell, let's see where this goes, and said, "hey let's go home," but that was not their intention at all. They just wanted to take advantage of me and touch some more penis. Stupid hos.
Well whatever. On the whole it was a good evening, I made out with Jillian and I felt 100 penises girl's friend's boobies quite extensively. But damn chicks, don't grab a dude's junk multiple times if you don't plan on doing something more than that a bit later in the evening.
At some point Josh & I stepped out front to have a cig, and these two girls came out too, one of em was like, "omigod I got touched by like 100 penises trying to get out front here." I said to her, "hey that's why you go to the bar ain't it?" She laughed at that.
So as the night progresses, I'm dancing with Jillian for a bit, then 100 penises girl and her friend see me coming out of the bathroom. 100 penises girl just fuckin swats at my junk and CLAMPS on. It hurt like a motherfucker. Then her friend felt me up too.
Outside the bar when it was closing time, I made out with Jillian then she had to leave. 100 penises girl and her frined then came up to me and I was like, "yo yall molested me, I need to get some payback." Her friend was like, "ok go ahead" and then instructed me to feel up her boobies. I'm not one to decline grabbin some boobies so of course I did. But then the friend, and 100 penises girl, both fuckin grabbed my shit again like they were tryin to get me excited or something. I figured what the hell, let's see where this goes, and said, "hey let's go home," but that was not their intention at all. They just wanted to take advantage of me and touch some more penis. Stupid hos.
Well whatever. On the whole it was a good evening, I made out with Jillian and I felt 100 penises girl's friend's boobies quite extensively. But damn chicks, don't grab a dude's junk multiple times if you don't plan on doing something more than that a bit later in the evening.
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12-03-2005, 12:50 AM
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No, I grabbed the boobies of the friend of the girl who got touched by 100 penises. The girl who got touched by 100 penises grabbed my own penis but she had been like poked in the hip or the butt by the other 100 penises. Since these penises did not come into direct contact with her hands, I did not therefore come into contact with these supposed 100 penises.
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