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Old Nov 29, 2005 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Catts
Balls or Guts


We have all heard someone refer to a fellow male as, "Man, he's got guts." Or, perhaps the reference may have been: "That guy has some set of balls on him."

I have always wondered what determines if a guy has balls, or if he has guts.

While these two examples may not clarify the differences for you, hopefully they will provide some insight as to the difficulty of providing a precise and accurate definition and delineation. Perhaps you cannot have one without the other,and they are one and the same, although anatomically located in different areas of the body.

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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Old Nov 29, 2005 | 07:49 PM
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HaHaHa...That is great!
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Old Nov 29, 2005 | 08:07 PM
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She IS next :rick:
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Old Nov 29, 2005 | 09:03 PM
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"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 01:35 PM
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^ agree..
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 01:36 PM
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hahaha nice find john
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 03:23 PM
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Guts = acts of courage

Balls = acts of heroism

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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
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This about sums it all up right here...
LOL ballz
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 03:57 PM
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:lmao: Thats great!
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 10:39 PM
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dats wats up pimp n u got skillz cum again why dont we
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