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Old 11-29-2005, 07:47 PM
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This about sums it all up right here...

Originally Posted by Mike Catts
Balls or Guts


We have all heard someone refer to a fellow male as, "Man, he's got guts." Or, perhaps the reference may have been: "That guy has some set of balls on him."

I have always wondered what determines if a guy has balls, or if he has guts.

While these two examples may not clarify the differences for you, hopefully they will provide some insight as to the difficulty of providing a precise and accurate definition and delineation. Perhaps you cannot have one without the other,and they are one and the same, although anatomically located in different areas of the body.

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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Old 11-29-2005, 07:49 PM
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HaHaHa...That is great!
Old 11-29-2005, 08:07 PM
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She IS next :rick:
Old 11-29-2005, 09:03 PM
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"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
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Classic... hahahaha
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Old 11-30-2005, 01:35 PM
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^ agree..
Old 11-30-2005, 01:36 PM
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hahaha nice find john
Old 11-30-2005, 03:23 PM
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Guts = acts of courage

Balls = acts of heroism

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Old 11-30-2005, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Nightshade
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This about sums it all up right here...
LOL ballz
Old 11-30-2005, 03:57 PM
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:lmao: Thats great!
Old 11-30-2005, 10:39 PM
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dats wats up pimp n u got skillz cum again why dont we



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