Kavikgold

Background: Wanda, our english teacher, is the most boring teacher you will ever meet. She is the nicest person, but she talks... so... slowly... like.. where....... you ...... want to..... ki.....lll yourself.

And no, we have no idea wtf we are talking about.

OneShotYeh (4:46:53 PM): did wanda go over what the influence paper should be like?
kavikgold (4:47:01 PM): uh
kavikgold (4:47:02 PM): maybe?
OneShotYeh (4:47:11 PM): dude where ARE you in that class
kavikgold (4:48:30 PM): oh im in this place called Motoko village
kavikgold (4:48:35 PM): and im a level 13 samurai right now
OneShotYeh (4:48:46 PM): hah
kavikgold (4:48:50 PM): im really trying to get that forged breast plate with the golden phoenix crest in it
kavikgold (4:48:58 PM): but i cant find the troll that carries it
kavikgold (4:49:02 PM): its pisssing me off
OneShotYeh (4:49:10 PM): lol noob the troll doesn't carry it
OneShotYeh (4:49:14 PM): it spawns on goblins
kavikgold (4:49:19 PM): oh shit it does?
kavikgold (4:49:25 PM): i asked the old sage
kavikgold (4:49:28 PM): and he said its on the troll
kavikgold (4:49:36 PM): in the mist dragon forest
OneShotYeh (4:49:37 PM): ROFL its a lie
OneShotYeh (4:49:44 PM): didnt you listen to the elf at the beginning of the area?
OneShotYeh (4:49:48 PM): dont trust sage?
OneShotYeh (4:49:51 PM): ROFL noob
kavikgold (4:50:07 PM): oh shit i thought the elf was trying to jack me
kavikgold (4:50:13 PM): he asked for 30 yen for the information
kavikgold (4:50:16 PM): so i said fuck you
OneShotYeh (4:50:18 PM): LOL no elves are goodie
kavikgold (4:50:28 PM): damnit!
OneShotYeh (4:50:28 PM): no no dude you need to give him 30 yen for the white crest helm quest
kavikgold (4:50:33 PM): i wasted like 450 credits on the sage
kavikgold (4:50:36 PM): for that information
OneShotYeh (4:50:48 PM): ROFL NOOB YOU NEED TO GIVE THE ELF THAT 30 YEN IF YOU WANT THE HELM LOL
kavikgold (4:50:49 PM): and used 22 hours finding the troll
OneShotYeh (4:50:57 PM): HAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL
kavikgold (4:52:33 PM): maybe i should just restart
kavikgold (4:52:37 PM): i dont really feel like being a samurai anymore
kavikgold (4:52:46 PM): is the rice peddler any good?
kavikgold (4:52:53 PM): i hear that he can steal things really easily
kavikgold (4:52:56 PM): but his str isnt that high
OneShotYeh (4:53:00 PM): no you gotta go for village healer
OneShotYeh (4:53:07 PM): he gets holy fire AND mega cure
OneShotYeh (4:53:13 PM): so you can tank a lot
OneShotYeh (4:53:20 PM): BUT hes got low hpz
kavikgold (4:53:41 PM): how about his cast rate?
OneShotYeh (4:53:42 PM): so you gotta get the Barbarian Giant set for the def boost
kavikgold (4:53:43 PM): oh shit
kavikgold (4:53:51 PM): if you get the ring of the onjul
kavikgold (4:53:54 PM): you get 25% faster cast rate
kavikgold (4:53:56 PM): then you wont ever die
kavikgold (4:54:12 PM): because your mana grows exponentially with each level for the village healer
kavikgold (4:54:21 PM): barbarian giant... doesnt that require 90 str?
kavikgold (4:54:26 PM): that would mean i have to be level 29
OneShotYeh (4:54:28 PM): lol yeah its pretty nice but dont get too excited, you need to find two of them to make it worth it... so your MF has to be like 700% lolz
kavikgold (4:54:29 PM): that would take days!
OneShotYeh (4:54:40 PM): you gotta take him on runs with big groups, dood
OneShotYeh (4:54:44 PM): its all about the runs
kavikgold (4:54:51 PM): oh shit man
kavikgold (4:54:52 PM): you're right
kavikgold (4:55:14 PM): im posting this online. haha.
OneShotYeh (4:55:26 PM): lolz i got my forest ranger to 30 in 3 hours LOLLLL
OneShotYeh (4:56:06 PM): alright kid i gotta bounce
OneShotYeh (4:56:09 PM): peace
kavikgold (4:56:42 PM): peace

Joe

nerds

Civic2Scooby

umm....ha..ha :dunno:

.1/10

gottaBfast

i dont get it, your playing a game in english class????????

Kavikgold

for those that went right over their head, i am currently just imagining this entire thing in english class.



crowd says "ohhhhh!"

AcuraFanatic

olong: I don't get it.

MPerson

I do that too, just start talking about some random thing and we both go along with it. Always when Im bored or drunk. Looks like you started talking about D2. LOLZ