I supposed to move in with this chick next month, she will be my roommate. The problem is she now calls and texts me everyday trying to be cute and flirt. I'm not even remotely interested in her she is hard to look at with out getting sick

I guess I will sleep in my car next semester or get raped by a big boned chick

 

tell her you're gay h:

 

tell her you'll bone her if she pays all the rent and bills

 

pics?

 

no pics neccessary.

:hsugh:

 

fat chicks are still hot sometimes... well deppends how fat.

 

Just be a slob, it may take a week or two... but she'll just get fed up with you.

 

I agree, I think it's best to be honest with her.

 

oh oh ... here's another thing you can do. Within the first week, get really drunk. Fuck her. Then pretend like it never happened.

She'll feel used and never want to be with you again. PLUS, you got drunk AND have an easy excuse to deny it to yourself forever. WIN WIN

 

Stop lying to yourself, you know you want her.