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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Obviously you've never seen that Geico ad...
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special...squirrels2.wmv
There thats how..
That commercial actually popped into my head too as I got closer, I actually let out a chuckle as I roover him.

Don't get me wrong though I am not into running over animals, in fact I really like animals, but I have decided a while back that if a small animal like that is dumb enough to run in front of me (squirell, mouse, cat whatever) then I am going to take them out of the gene pool rather than cause an accident by trying to avoid them. If I had hit the brakes are then odds are that same lady who chewed me out would have eaten my class 5 trailer hitch and filed a report and gotten pissed at me for nailing the brakes or something.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 06:47 PM
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i wouldnt hit a cat. squirrel, chipmunk, possum, yes. not a cat or any type of house hold pet. if someone hit my cat or dog, theyd be shitting there own teeth.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 06:49 PM
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 06:55 PM
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I hit a possum once. My front lip hit it, it punted the fucker about 5 feet, then I ran it over for the kill.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by raiden571
i wouldnt hit a cat. squirrel, chipmunk, possum, yes. not a cat or any type of house hold pet. if someone hit my cat or dog, theyd be shitting there own teeth.
Pets? I'll dodge on principle alone.

And given that I don't own a Pinsgauer 612K or some other mastodon-sized rig, I have to dodge the rest of them. h:
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 06:58 PM
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Yeah I'd never hit a dog. A cat maybe. h:
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 08:47 PM
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Only you could make a thread like this and it not surprise me.

I guess the little bastard never heard of natural selection though huh?
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:38 PM
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fuck him.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:49 PM
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Nice kill. lol But you know what would have happened if you did slow down for the squirrel, that lady who bitched at you woulda re-ended you. Not worth it IMO.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by booner
Nice kill. lol But you know what would have happened if you did slow down for the squirrel, that lady who bitched at you woulda re-ended you. Not worth it IMO.
it sucks that todays vehicles cannot stop when cruising at 25mph... h:
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