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View Poll Results: how do you spread your jelly
knife
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i do not like jelly
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how do you spread your jelly

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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 07:59 PM
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:00 PM
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hahaha
Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:00 PM
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i suck it into my asshole and slowly squeeze it out like toothpaste from a tube onto my bread.
Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:01 PM
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spoon
Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:03 PM
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i use a dead armarillo. and dip its body into the jar. once in the jar i extend my bread from the bag to the tip of the armarillos tail and do a summersault until full jelly viscosity is reached. repeat steps 1-4 until hunger is satisfied.
Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:03 PM
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with my gun.
Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:04 PM
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dude I know what you saying about the jelly bro
Old Nov 16, 2005 | 08:04 PM
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i use the knife.. im a fan of the preserves
Old Nov 17, 2005 | 03:18 AM
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Spread peanut butter first, then jelly so it doesn't soak into the bread. Both with the same knife




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