i totally owned that cop....
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From: My own level of hell
Should have punched him in the throat, fucked his wife, then hit him with the brick you keep under your seat.
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Lexus Tech y0!!
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From: CT
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Should have punched him in the throat, fucked his wife, then hit him with the brick you keep under your seat.
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From: The Left Lane
Originally Posted by JoePannone
so i was just driving home tonight from the gym minding my own business(going about 62 on i-95). then a state cop pulls me over, so i pull over as soon as the lights flash. now here comes the convo:
me: hows it goin officer?
cop: i clocked you going 85 son
me: excuse me? 85? (as i was handing him my licence and registration)
cop: yes, this is a $300 ticket son, are you under your parents insurance?
me: yes i am, but i was in no way going 85 officer, can i see proof on youyr radar gun?
cop: (hands me back my stuff) ill give you a warning this time. good night.
me: :af:
me: hows it goin officer?
cop: i clocked you going 85 son
me: excuse me? 85? (as i was handing him my licence and registration)
cop: yes, this is a $300 ticket son, are you under your parents insurance?
me: yes i am, but i was in no way going 85 officer, can i see proof on youyr radar gun?
cop: (hands me back my stuff) ill give you a warning this time. good night.
me: :af:
Are you sure you're not leaving something out?
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From: CT
Originally Posted by TheOtherDave™
:chuckles: This sounds like a 2-minute traffic stop.
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Are you sure you're not leaving something out?
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From: The Left Lane
Originally Posted by JoePannone
it was actually about 4 or 5 with a pause after i asked him to see the radar gun.
Count your blessings.
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