So I was at the bar with Josh, he was throwin this sorta quasi private party n shit. This chick, the one who bit the shit outta my ear a while back, was there, and well, we kind of got into it. At some point she was like, "here take this," which was ephedra.

Anyway we left the bar at like 12:30ish and headed towards my apartment. I had her screaming and shit, she came at least 3 times. Myself I was fuckin just jack hammering away because of the speed. We took a shower for a long ass time and now we're chillin here on the couch.

Problem is, now I'm tweakin out like a motherfucker. She wanted to give me a valium and I said no thanks, I took a regular over the counter sleeping pill that I keep on hand, and some tylenol. I went out and smoked a cig on the balcony in a goddamn towel and now I'm just chillin on the couch. She's cuddlin and stuff sorta half sleeping, and my eyes are fucking buggin out.

Oh, and Josh still has my camera. I lent it to him at the bar. So Josh if you see this I need my camera back. Also because of this I obviously have no pics, otherwise I probably would have.

Anyway back to business, I dunno how the hell I'm gonna get to sleep at least until this speed wears off. :crazyr:

 

Dude your threads kill me :rofl:

 

:rofl: I agree. These are funny threads.. How the heck do you meet these girls?

 

Some of the workout guys will probably tell you to stack it and hit the gym. I'm just kidding though.

Anyway, sounds like you had fun. Just be careful about mixing them drugs. h:

 

Screw that, I've already had enough excercise for one evening. One of my arms is sore. I think I was using it to hold myself up at one point or another. Or her. Or both at different times.

My main concern right now is that this chick is asleep with her legs on top of me and I want some fucking orange juice.

 

You still have one good arm for lifting her legs off and setting them down gently enough for the OJ. Orange juice sounds good about now. Then again, this is coming from a guy who just had pizza and beer...so juice wins in this story's scenario.

 

fuck her till you pass out? :rick:

 

I think my biggest mistake was she asked for a blanket and I gave her my nice comfy blanket and she fucking got so comfy she fell asleep. Before she did I was like, "would you be terribly insulted if I checked my email?" and managed to grab my laptop off the coffee table, which is the only thing keeping me from going insane right now.

 

awesome.

 

That's shts funny as hell mang.